Thursday, May 30, 2024

BREAKING: Trump GUILTY On ALL Counts




A Manhattan jury has found the Malignant Loser guilty on all 34 felony counts in his hush money / falsified business records trial. The historic verdict makes the Malignant Loser the first former President in history to be found guilty of felonies. From the New York Effing Times:

"Donald J. Trump has been convicted of falsifying records to cover up a sex scandal that threatened his ascent to the White House in 2016, part of a scheme that prosecutors described as a fraud on the American people. He is the first American president to be declared a felon, a stain he will carry as he seeks to regain the presidency.

Mr. Trump was convicted on all 34 counts of falsifying business records by a jury of 12 New Yorkers, who deliberated over two days to reach a decision in a case rife with descriptions of secret deals, tabloid scandal and an Oval Office pact with echoes of Watergate. The former president sat largely expressionless, a glum look on his face, after the jury issued its verdict."

The Malignant Loser's lawyers asked that the jury be polled on the verdict, and each responded "guilty" when the verdict was read. He was released by Judge Merchan on his own recognizance. 

Sentencing is set for July 11, four days before the start of the Malignant Loser's coronation by his cult in Milwaukee. Any sentences on the charges are expected to run concurrently. His lawyers will appeal the verdict, but the Malignant Loser will ALWAYS be a convicted felon. 

(Image: As we would hope to see him after sentencing)