Impressionist J-L Cauvin strikes again, channeling the convicted felon Malignant Loser. He thanks his many bro supporters, then briefly discusses the Billie Jean Carroll (E. Jean Carroll) case and that she wouldn't be the "chosen one" to rape, then on to his other criminal cases, then more about men (including incels), ending by thanking the men who look past his crimes against women. His best word salad, in discussing Judge Juan Merchan's decision to delay sentencing in his 34 count fraud conviction: "They say a broken clock is a Latino for Trump twice a day."