It Was All A Hoax!

 

Trump (impressionist J-L Cauvin, of course) tells us that yesterday's massive "No Kings" protests were a hoax, then proceeds to "weave."

"Trump's" Top 10 List For 2025

 

As we await the Malignant Fascist's Venezuela attack / Epstein- Trump files distraction news conference performance, here's the MF's (J-L Cauvin's) top 10 list looking back at last year.  Satire intersecting with reality.

Buy A "Tesler," It's A Donmandment!

 

In a Sunday morning twofer, J-L Cauvin channels President Elon "Kaboom" Musk to tell MAGAts to buy a Tesla ("Tesler"), and Al Newberger applies AI to the moron Malignant Fascist again to give us a preview of "The Ten Donmandments."

"Trump" Visits "The Joe Rogan Experience"

 

"Donald Trump" (satirist J-L Cauvin) makes an appearance on The Seth Jeff Steve... Joe Rogan Experience podcast, to weave his demented nonsense in an "insecure male space" for men "whose fathers have failed them miserably."  Funny and on the mark!

"Trump" Reacts To Something Someone Wrote For Melania And Auditions For Reality TV

 

Impressionist J-L Cauvin has been busy.  He's got Trump's reaction to wife Melanoma Mesopotamia Melania's very calculated reproductive freedom pronouncements (h/t, Silver Spring Bureau Chief Brian), as well as "The Golden Bachelorette" auditions for Trump, Sen. Mitch McConnell, Donald Junior, and RFK, Jr.   LOL.

The Debate: Trump's So Easy To Mock

 

Last night, Stephen Colbert had some humorous reactions to the Harris - Malignant Loser debate (with some interesting stats) and Taylor Swift's endorsement.  Jimmy Kimmel got in on the fun with another tour de force.  Also, impressionist J-L Cauvin has his take on the Malignant Loser's debate word salad (h/t Silver Spring Bureau Chief).  It's almost unfair;  the Malignant Loser is so easy to mock.

 

 

"Trump" Thanks All The Strong Men With Tears In Their Eyes

 

Impressionist J-L Cauvin strikes again, channeling the convicted felon Malignant Loser.  He thanks his many bro supporters, then briefly discusses the Billie Jean Carroll (E. Jean Carroll) case and that she wouldn't be the "chosen one" to rape, then on to his other criminal cases, then more about men (including incels), ending by thanking the men who look past his crimes against women.  His best word salad, in discussing Judge Juan Merchan's decision to delay sentencing in his 34 count fraud conviction: "They say a broken clock is a Latino for Trump twice a day." 

Campaigning At Arlington Cemetery And "Platinum Star Families"

 

Impressionist J-L Cauvin embodies the convicted felon Malignant Loser as he explains that campaign stop at Arlington National Cemetery last week:

 

On a more sober note, here's an ad from VoteVets on the desecration:

"Hillbilly Eulogy"

 

The convicted felon Malignant Loser's unlikable running mate, Sen. J.D. "Junior Demagogue" Vance, is the subject of two hilarious takes on his inauthentic, stumbling start to the campaign, causing some buyer's remorse in MAGA world.  First, from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, then a brilliant cartoon remix with a voice over by impressionist J-L Cauvin.  Let's all fervently hope he stays on the MAGA Republican ticket!

Bunker Boy Addresses The Nation

We're a little late in getting to this, but it's funny and timely nonetheless:



(h/t Crooks & Liars)