Showing posts with label Jimmy Kimmel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jimmy Kimmel. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 9, 2026

Trump's Crazy Summer

 

Jimmy Kimmel is back from summer vacation for his 4,000th show and, after some thanks for guest hosts, reviews the summer's craziness, starting and ending with the Malignant Fascist -- all the best and worst Malignant Fascist moments that he missed.  Great, hilarious quips.

Friday, June 12, 2026

Knicks And Dicks

 

Jimmy Kimmel covers some sports news, then gets into TACO Trump's disastrous Operation Epic Epstein Fury Iran war, South Afrikaner white supremacist Elon Musk's obscene wealth that's about to get bigger, Trump's 80th birthday / UFC cage match on Sunday, and a chat with Lincoln.  What a country.

Tuesday, June 9, 2026

Kimmel Previews NBA Finals Game in MSG


Last night, before the third game of the NBA finals was played in Madison Square Garden, Jimmy Kimmel previewed the event that disrupted the watch party plans of Knicks fans, confused the Malignant Fascist with an orangutan, and covered the demented fascist's furious, red-faced outburst in Wisconsin over Kristin Welker calling out his lies on the California primary vote. 



The MF was thunderously booed as he appeared on the Jumbotron at the Garden, before he sat down to take a nap / extended blink beside the yawning, loathed Knicks owner James Dolan as the Knicks lost to the Spurs 115 - 111.  #ETTD.


(photo:  Dozing Trump with Dolan / Call To Activism, X)

Tuesday, June 2, 2026

Kimmel Mocks Failed "Freedom 250" Event, More

 

Last night, ICYMI, the great Jimmy Kimmel delivered his take on the Malignant Fascist's cratering "Freedom 250" concerts, his anger over his toxic name being ordered to be removed from the Kennedy Center, his laughably "extremely good" health, and more lunacy from the MF.  Kimmel was honored with a Peabody Award on Sunday for his "embracing the responsibility of comedy to reveal truths amid political volatility."  Well done.

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

A Wedding, A Cage Fight, And An Ass Phone

 

Well, we don't have Colbert (for now), but we still have Jimmy Kimmel (and Stewart, Oliver, and Meyers).  Last night, Kimmel covered Don Jr.'s daddy-free wedding, the Malignant Fascist's garish UFC event on the South Lawn, the on-off-on-off "deal" to stop his disastrous war with Iran, the MF bragging about his cognitive test again (and his third physical of the year), the Trump phone's security issues, and the higher-quality "Lincoln phone."

Friday, May 1, 2026

Trump's Obsession With Silencing Kimmel

 

ICYMI, Jimmy Kimmel updates us on the Malignant Fascist's latest efforts to get him fired and his free speech hypocrisy, week nine of the four-to-five week Iran war, beardo JD Vance's quashed qualms about said war, the Republican SCOTUS' gutting of the Voting Rights Act, King Charles' visit to the US, and more.  Keep it up, Jimmy!

Wednesday, April 29, 2026

Disney Company Rebuffs Trump's FCC Threat

 



After Jimmy Kimmel made a joke about the declining Malignant Fascist's age compared to his much younger icy wife's -- days before the WHCD incident -- ABC's parent Disney Company was harassed by the FCC with an early review of its licenses for eight stations, in an obvious malicious retaliation by the FCC.  Disney has responded that they will challenge any FCC moves to retaliate against Kimmel:

"We have received the Federal Communications Commission’s order initiating an accelerated review of the licenses held by ABC’s owned television stations. ABC and its stations have a long record of operating in full compliance with FCC rules and serving their local communities with trusted news, emergency information, and public‑interest programming. We are confident that record demonstrates our continued qualifications as licensees under the Communications Act and the First Amendment and are prepared to show that through the appropriate legal channels. Our focus remains, as always, on serving viewers in the local communities where our stations operate."  (our emphasis)

The MF and his lackeys are determined to muzzle any humor that reflects badly on the MF, in a clear violation of the First Amendment's free speech guarantee.  FCC chairman Brendan Carr (a.k.a. "Trump's little ferret") is a movement MAGAt zealot, who has targeted Kimmel before, and who initiated an investigation of ABC's "The View," apparently for offending the MF in their discussions of his incompetence and maliciousness.  This is what authoritarians do: shut down any voice that is less than fawning about them, and stop mockery and humor aimed at them. 

Interestingly, at the welcoming ceremony yesterday for King Charles III, the clownish MF stepped on his own argument against Kimmel, in comments delivered referencing his marriage:

"During his remarks welcoming King Charles III and Queen Camilla to the White House earlier in the day, Trump noted that his parents had been married for 63 years.

'That’s a record we won’t be able to match, darling,' Trump, who turns 80 in June, said to first lady Melania Trump, 56, who was sitting just behind him. 'I’m sorry. Just not gonna work out that way.'” (our emphasis)

We're sure the MF heard about that from Melanoma Melania later in the day, as it blew a hole in her faux outrage at the suggestion that her increasingly incapacitated husband might pass away before her. Stay tuned ... especially to Jimmy Kimmel.

(photos: Trump's little ferret and Kimmel/ John Lamparski/Getty Images, Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)


Tuesday, April 28, 2026

Kimmel Responds To Trump's Latest Attempt To Silence Him

 

ICYMI, last night Jimmy Kimmel responded to the pearl-clutching and threats coming his way from the Malignant Fascist's menagerie of goons (including Melon) in the wake of his satiric "alternate WHCA dinner" skit last week and the real-life (and often ludicrous and revealing) events Saturday night.  Plus, more golden ballroom bullshit.  Brilliant.

 

BONUS:  Comedian Brent Terhune gives us his "eyewitness account" of the events at the dinner from a MAGAt perspective.


Correspondents’ Dinner Eyewitness

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— Brent Terhune (@brentterhune.bsky.social) April 26, 2026 at 6:40 PM

 

 

Friday, March 20, 2026

Bombs Away!

 

Last night, Jimmy Kimmel offered his takes on the Malignant Fascist's meeting with far-right Japanese Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi (who sucked up to her "best buddy" MF with compliments and praise -- remember her, Democrats), the Israeli attack on the gas fields in Iran which the MF claimed he knew nothing about beforehand, the MF's vampire trying to explain/ justify Operation Epic Epstein Fury, another twist to the Epstein-Trump files coverup, the Comer-Bondi hearing charade, and a new TSA self-check option.

Tuesday, March 10, 2026

Trump's Beelzebub Bubble

 

Last night, Jimmy Kimmel roated the Malignant Fascist's disrespectful showing at the Dover AFB dignified transfer of the remains of servicemembers killed in Operation Epic Epstein Fury, how Fox "News" covers for him, his monetizing everything including the Bible, his embarrassing ignorance and lack of self-awareness... not to mention how the Epstein-Trump files account of a teenage girl who reported being sexually and physically assaulted by him became a quickly passed over story.  Another day in America.

Tuesday, March 3, 2026

"Our Supreme Misleader"

 

Last night Jimmy Kimmel covered the Malignant Fascist's "Operation Epsteino Distracto" in Iran, Melon Trump at the UN Security Council (who had that on their bingo card?!), Bill Clinton's testimony to Comer's clown committee, the MF's Epstein "exoneration," and more.  Best line (among many): “Trump has been now, after the bombing, calling for the Iranian people to rise up to topple the regime, which is the opposite of what he said he would do.  He usually only calls for the overthrow of a government when he loses an election.”  News as it should be reported.

Tuesday, February 24, 2026

That Week In American History

 

Jimmy Kimmel was back last night from a week off and had a lot of Trump-Epstein file distractions to cover.  Once again, a full, honest, and funny/infuriating recap that you won't get from the compromised media.  He includes a new feature "This Day in American History," inspired by Trump lickspittle FCC chair Brendan Carr.

Friday, February 13, 2026

Love Is All Around In Trump World

 

Jimmy Kimmel has his mind on Valentine's Day as he covers the Malignant Fascist's plans, Commerce Secretary Nutlick Lutnick's trip to romantic Epstein island ("Club Ped"), Dr. Oz's Valentine's Day Party invite to Epstein, the Bombo Bondi's "Karen-thon" hearing ("It's such a delicate balance between stupid and evil"), the MF's plans to wreck the Earth, demands for ICE reform, and much more.  All the atrocities delivered with humor.

Tuesday, February 3, 2026

Trump And His "Absolving" 4,896 Epstein File Mentions

 

Last night, Jimmy Kimmel opened his monologue by saying in the 800 or 900 Monday shows he's done, he didn't think there was ever more madness to cover.   He's right:  the Epstein files partial release, the Georgia elections office raid, the Don Lemon arrest, Trump shutting down the Kennedy Center for two years, Trump calling for nationalized elections, Trump suing his own Treasury Department for $10 billion, Trump critiquing the Grammys, the "Melania" movie, etc.  Where else could you get the news that the name "Trump" appears 4,896 times in the limited, already heavily-redacted Epstein files that were released on Friday, or that Commerce Secretary Nutlick Lutnick remained friends with his neighbor Epstein years after Epstein was exposed as a sex offender, or that Elon Musk, too, enjoyed the company of Epstein and inquired about his wild parties -- all in one monologue!

Wednesday, January 7, 2026

"Scatterbrained Trump"

 

Jimmy Kimmel started his monologue last night with a scorching reminder of the Malignant Fascist's "selfish, disgraceful, tyrannical, and dangerous act" on January 6, 2021, "proof... that an American President is a un-American as they come."  He followed that with more examples of the MF's deranged depravity ("Real Moments in Presidementia"), Epstein files delays, Venezuela, gunning for Greenland, psychopath Stephen "Peewee Goebbels" Miller, the MF's health issues, and more.  Wait for the "January 6 Fifth Anniversary Commemorative Plate Set"!!

(Congrats to Kimmel for winning the 2026 Critics Choice Award for best talk show, and for his acceptance speech.)

Friday, December 19, 2025

"Awful And Destructive Acts, All This Damage We Inflict On Ourselves"

 

Jimmy Kimmel had his final show of the year last night, and begins with a heartfelt, spot- on message to his viewers here and in other countries.  Then, watch as he eviscerates the Malignant Fascist's "don't blame me" speech, the looming Epstein files release date, sleepy Don Cankles, the bogus and repulsive name change for the Kennedy Center, more Brainworm/ Dr. Oz stupidity, and Republicans letting Affordable Care Act tax credits lapse. 

Tuesday, December 16, 2025

A Snake Tells Snake Stories

 

Last night, Jimmy Kimmel spoke about the tragic deaths of Rob Reiner and his wife Michele Singer, the Malignant Fascist's vile and deranged comments about it, more deranged snake babble from him at the White House Christmas party, and a surprise appearance by former First Lady Michelle Obama (surprise!).

Thursday, December 11, 2025

"Sitting Bullshit" Holds A Rally

 

Last night, Jimmy Kimmel covered the "affordability rally" the Malignant Fascist held in front of a bored looking crowd of MAGAts in Pennsyltucky -- which covered everything but affordability (including racist slurs on Native Americans and Somalis) -- the MF's multiple cognitive tests, and the hostile takeover bid of Warner Brothers Discovery by the MF's butt buddy Ellison family. 

Wednesday, November 26, 2025

Sen. Mark Kelly On Trump's Sedition Threats

 

Arizona Democratic Sen. Mark Kelly was a guest on the Jimmy Kimmel show last night and was asked about the charges made by the deranged and dirt dumb Malignant Fascist that he and five other Democratic members of the Senate and House had engaged in sedition.  Take a look.

Kimmel's monologue was also worth watching, covering more of the deranged fool MF's antics and closing with a hilarious "interview" with porn poet and HHS Secretary Robert F. "Brainworm" Kennedy. 


Tuesday, November 25, 2025

Tales Of Love And Betrayal In Trumpworld

 

Jimmy Kimmel takes a look at recent events: welcoming Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene to reality, Zohran Mamdani's effect on the Malignant Fascist and his disbelieving cult, the bogus cases against Comey and James getting tossed, Brainworm's explicit extra-marital love poems, the MF regime's affordability lies and its "Trump food" solution. Tasty!