Friday, October 11, 2024

MAGA Family Values: Bobo Edition




The 19 year-old son of MAGA cultist and theater groper Rep. Lauren "Bobo" Boebert appeared in a Colorado courtroom yesterday to plead guilty to felony attempting to commit identity theft.  The judge deferred sentencing for Tyler Boebert, who had been arrested earlier this year. From Courthouse News Service

"Boebert initially faced more than a dozen charges, including felony charges for criminal possession of ID documents and conspiracy to commit a felony. He also faced misdemeanor charges of trespass, identity theft and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

Rifle police began investigating after a local woman reported her car had been broken into on Feb. 20.

Police found the victim’s debit card had been used at three gas stations, at a McDonald’s and at online fast-fashion store Shein to cover $717 worth of products. The card was finally rejected at a Starbucks.

Police identified Boebert in security footage obtained from a Love's truck stop in Parachute, in which he was wearing a “Grit and Glory” hoodie. An accomplice wore a sweatshirt with the logo of Shooters Grill, a restaurant previously owned by Congresswoman Lauren Boebert."

We're guessing that mommy wasn't paying much attention to her errant son, as involved as she is in MAGAland and the local dating scene, so he did what any young MAGAt would: engage in felonies. With role models like his mommy and the Malignant Loser, he's well on his way to a career in MAGA politics.

(photo: Young master Boebert has a bright MAGA future / City of Rifle Police Department) 


1 comment:

Cleora Borealis said...

Thank you for the link to "Courthouse News Service," but the rest of the story just made me angrier. The judge gave this known juvenile delinquent a gift because he has no "criminal record" and his parents, 2 adjudicated criminals themselves, vouch for him!! Then the judge admonishes this dead-eyed, slack-jawed product of a criminal family to not squander this gift!! Goddess help the decent citizens of Rifle, CO!! 🤬