Skeets Of The Day

 

Fake prayer deliverer MAGA Mike "New Moses" Johnson and his emoji alternative ... --

 

HOLY SHIT, Mike Johnson has already lost his third vote, he could only afford to lose ONE. In the time it took to post this, a third Republican voted for Byron Donalds! 😆 Hakeem Jeffries hasn't lost ONE single vote.

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— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan.bsky.social) January 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM

 

Mike Johnson may not win the House speaker vote. The GOP should elect this emoji instead: 😠. It fits their whole vibe. My sensible column: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

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— Rex Huppke (@rexhuppke.bsky.social) January 3, 2025 at 11:12 AM

 

Before the Speaker vote today, a reminder that Mike Johnson said that in the days before he became Speaker the first time, God repeatedly woke him up in the middle of the night to deliver very specific instructions on the workings of the House GOP caucus. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

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— Paul Waldman (@paulwaldman.bsky.social) January 3, 2025 at 9:45 AM

 

... and the darkness in our civic life --

 

The sad reality is, the overwhelming majority of Americans don't know there's a voter for the Speaker going on, don't care & won't be able to name him after the vote. This is what happens in a country where civics education is no longer universal. Its absence lets darkness settle in over democracy.

— Joyce White Vance (@joycewhitevance.bsky.social) January 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM

On to the next MAGAt conspiracy theory! --

 

I’m starting to get the vibe that the consensus amongst the MAGA intelligencia yesterday that this was a coordinated terrorist attack by ISIS through the southern border may have been off a little. On to the next!

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— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) January 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM

What 77 million Americans voted for --

 

The incoming Trump administration plans to target the National Climate Assessment so that it can't be used to defend regulations in court. Russ Vought, Trump's OMB pick, wants to personally approve a team of climate denialists to rewrite it. www.eenews.net/articles/tru...

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— Scott Waldman (@scottpwaldman.bsky.social) January 3, 2025 at 11:29 AM

Game recognizes game --

 

As someone who has written critically about the late 20th/early 21st century US efforts to export the rule of law around the world, I find it particularly rich that we're now exporting naked lawlessness and impunity, courtesy of our utterly unprincipled and supine "Supreme Court"

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— Paul Gowder (@paulgowder.bsky.social) January 3, 2025 at 11:27 AM

 

What's that Musk-y smell?  Dumpsters outselling Cybertrucks --

 

Tesla Cybertruck sales are disastrous - despite 1 million pre-orders, demand has evaporated - Tesla delivered only about 10,000 cybertrucks in the 4th quarter - this issue isn't production, it's demand electrek.co/2025/01/02/t...

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— Christopher Mims (@mims.bsky.social) January 3, 2025 at 8:15 AM

 

"Happy Friday!" has no statute of limitations --

 

Wishing everyone a Happy New Year….please respect the Larry David statute of limitations on the New Year 🤣

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— WuTangIsForTheChildren (@wutangforchildren.bsky.social) January 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM