Tom Ellison at the satire site McSweeney's writes in the voice of unelected President and man- baby Elon "Harry Bolz" Musk that "Here At DOGE, We've Streamlined Every Aspect Of America's Collapse." Here's the conclusion:
Americans cry out for speed and efficiency!
For too long, our authoritarianism has been “creeping.”
Our oligarchy: “quasi.”
Our Nazis: “neo.”
But now, Americans will get what they want: a stripped-down, streamlined speed run of 1920s Germany meets Ex Machina.
I promise, America will soon be the Cybertruck of countries—uglier than you could have imagined, built for rich chuds, borderline inoperable, and on fire.
Please read the whole piece. Once again, the humorists and comedians cut to the bone of what's happening to our country.
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