Wednesday, March 5, 2025

Republican Crime Blotter: Another Republican DUI Hire

 



Former Fox couch shouter, white Christian nationalist, and current Secretary of Defense (!) Pete Hegseth can take comfort in knowing he's not the only publicly - exposed DEI DUI hire in the Malignant Fascist's orbit:

The chief of staff for House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) was arrested on drunk driving charges just hours after President Donald Trump concluded his address to Congress, NBC News reported on Wednesday.

Hayden Haynes, who has served on Johnson's staff since 2017 and in the chief of staff role since 2023, "hit a Capitol vehicle around midnight and was arrested and released with a citation to appear in court," said the report.

Capitol Police told NBC News in a statement, “A driver backed into a parked vehicle last night around 11:40 p.m. We responded and arrested them for DUI.”...

Too much "Jesus juice" celebrating the Golden Calf/ Malignant Fascist's triumphant SOTU, eh!?  We might be more sympathetic if it weren't for the destructive hypocrisy of these holier- than- thou guardians of public morality (their cramped, perverse version of it, that is).  

The story notes that the case is under the jurisdiction of the D.C. Office of Attorney General, and therefore can't be ignored by a corrupt U.S. Attorney's Office in the person of ex- Trump attorney Ed Martin covering for Republican miscreants. 

(Image:  DUI Haynes and his boss, white Christian nationalist Speaker Mike "Moses" Johnson / AP)


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