The Malignant Fascist Wants His Parade

The Malignant Fascist was seduced by the French Bastille Day parade in his first term by the military equipment on parade down Paris' Champs-Élysées. He wanted to duplicate the parade in Washington, but was dissuaded by military officials and local authorities who felt it was un-American and expensive. Now that he feels unconstrained by laws or convention, the MF is planning a parade in DC that jointly celebrates his 79th birthday and the 250th anniversary of the Army:

"President Donald Trump for years has lusted after a big military parade over which he could preside—just like he sees leaders do in other mostly authoritative countries.

During his first term in 2018, Trump wanted a grandiose military parade on the streets of D.C. 

But Trump angrily and reluctantly canceled his plans after military leaders said it would cost $92 million and after District officials complained that heavy military equipment—tanks and planes included—would tear up the roadways and cost $21 million just for parade public safety.

Now, second-term Trump apparently won’t be denied.

According to a D.C. source with knowledge of the plan that’s still being developed, Trump has commandeered Saturday, June 14—the 250th anniversary of the U.S. Army and, as it happens, Trump’s 79th birthday—for his military parade. It would stretch almost four miles from the Pentagon in Arlington to the White House, according to the source, who stressed that local officials are just learning of it." (our emphasis)

The draft-dodging, bone spurs-faking MF has always wanted a worshipful parade in his honor by the military he refused to join and that he has disparaged over the years. Now, unfettered by restraints, he wants his parade to show his faux "strength," but our advice to the District of Columbia government is get the money in advance, because in addition to being a draft-dodger and critic of our military heroes, he's a deadbeat when it comes to paying his bills.