The Emergence Of Proud MAGA Bimbos

 

In her recent appearance before a Senate panel, cosplay queen and dog executioner Kristi "ICE Barbie" Noem, Secretary of Homeland Security, responded to a question by Sen. Maggie Hassan (D-NH) to define "habeas corpus."  Noem responded with a definition that was the un-Constitutional opposite of the true definition, but one which must have pleased her audience of one, the Malignant Fascist.  Here's Amanda Marcotte, writing in Salon.com, on the "MAGA bimbo act" that many MAGAt women have adopted to please their cult leader:

"There was much mockery of Noem for being so dumb in mainstream and left-leaning media, but notably, neither Noem nor her allies have shown any shame or defensiveness about her alleged mistake. Whether Noem comes by her confusion honestly or she was just play-acting, she's there to play the role of the proud MAGA bimbo, in the grand tradition of figures like Sarah Palin. The MAGA bimbo isn't just ignorant. She's contemptuous of people who actually know what they're talking about, especially if those facts-laden human beings are fellow women.

In the world of MAGA, stupidity is a badge of honor for both sexes, but the heads of women need to be thoroughly empty. Book learning, in MAGA-land, is for lesbians and cat ladies. Intelligence gets in the way of the true duties of MAGA womanhood: keeping up your highly artificial appearance and, crucially, defending the man you serve with your whole heart and soul. Especially if said man, in this case Donald Trump, is himself dumber than a box of rocks. It's so much easier to be a yes-woman for such a man if you turn your own brain off completely."  (our emphasis)

In the cult of the Malignant Fascist, his social orbit includes countless bimbos with their Mar-a-Lago faces who appear at the MF's estate dressed in provocative dresses, hair and makeup mimicking that of Melanoma Melanie Melania Trump's, but with even more Botox, fillers and facelifts (see, bimbo exemplar Kimberly Guilfoyle, whose over-the-top bimbo look proved to be too much even for Junior). They're single women looking for a wealthy boyfriend, wives of donors, and politicians like Noem seeking to inherit the MAGA mantle.

As Marcotte points out, the figure of the dumb bimbo is comforting to men who aren't bright themselves, because it makes them feel smarter. That's certainly the pattern of the dim MF, who stalks women before grabbing them sexually, assured that they won't object because he sees so many of them as bimbos.  Sadly, so many of them would have no problem with that.

(photo: via Jon Cooper)