Everything Trump Touches Dies (ETTD), invest in America edition --
Chosen Ilbo: After Korea makes a huge investment in the US at Trump's invitation, his payback is to arrest 300 Koreans who are lawfully in the US overseeing the investment. This comes immediately after he ridiculed Korea's president in the Oval Office and praised Kim Jong Un.
— Scott Horton (@robertscotthorton.bsky.social) September 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Trump’s irresistible salespitch to foreign businesses: “If you build your factory here, we’ll arrest everyone inside!”
— The Borowitz Report (@borowitzreport.bsky.social) September 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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The Malignant Fascist and his enablers are betting his cult will buy this fairytale --
This just occurred to Team Trump now? They really think their supporters are the most gullible suckers alive. I understand why they think that. But even they will not swallow this.
— David Rothkopf (@djrothkopf.bsky.social) September 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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The Speaker of the House has learned that the President worked for decades behind the scenes on a secret strike force to take down the world's most notorious pedophile. He planned the announcement for maximum impact: responding to a guy yelling at him in a hallway with at 5:30 p.m. on a Friday.
— Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) September 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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And a reminder of the reality --
The Epstein files are still not public because hundreds of House Republicans are obstructing their release at the request of Trump
— Judd Legum (@juddlegum.bsky.social) September 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Our failed media, Bezos Bugle "warriors" edition --
The ruined #BrokenPost applauds shifting from Defense to War Department because they don't like euphemisms--while finding every possible euphemism for fascism. In defense of the War Department www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
— Jeff (Gutenberg Parenthesis) Jarvis (@jeffjarvis.bsky.social) September 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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This @washingtonpost.com editorial doesn’t make it past the second paragraph without a glaring (and telling) factual error. President Washington didn’t create the War Department in 1789; *Congress* did: www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/...
— Steve Vladeck (@stevevladeck.bsky.social) September 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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I have read Trump’s “war department” EO. This is nothing. He changed nothing. He added pretend secondary titles with no power under the law. He will make the government spend hundreds of millions for vanity labeling purposes. If you’re in the media and you don’t harp on that, you’re failing.
— Bradley P. Moss (@bradmossesq.bsky.social) September 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Tech oligarchs kiss the MF's butt. Watch out America --
Translation: They are going to divert enormous amounts of electricity to AI and other oligarch enrichment projects causing your electric bills to continue to go up.
— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) September 5, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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I don't know man, I'm beginning to suspect the tech giants don't have our best interests at heart apnews.com/article/goog...
— Paul Waldman (@paulwaldman.bsky.social) September 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Says one snake about another --
“Andrew Cuomo is a snake and a liar. I am the only one who can beat Mamdani,” NYC Mayor Eric Adams says, stating he intends to stay in the race
— Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) September 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Cat not included --
Lost in the sauce.
— Cats with Jobs ⚒️ (@catworkers.bsky.social) September 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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