Yesterday, a lobbying group calling itself the Washington Coal Club gave the psychologically needy and greedy Malignant Fascist a made-up award for pushing dirty coal as an energy source. The award / bribe presented to the MF was the "Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal," likely the one and only time it will be awarded. It was given to him as he announced that his regime was funding coal plants in five states, and that he was ordering the Pentagon to get their electricity from coal-fired plants.
This adds to the toddler President's collection of undeserved and ridiculous "trophies" -- often created for him alone -- that are given to him in hopes of winning his support or getting him to do something. Most recently, Venezuela's opposition leader Maria Corina Machado obsequiously gave the MF her Nobel Peace Prize -- a prize he has obsessed over since his arch-nemesis President Obama received it -- apparently hoping he'd install her in power in Caracas; much to her disappointment, he didn't. The corrupt FIFA leadership also joined the bribery parade with an absurd, first-time "peace prize" after the MF's damaged ego was hurt that the Nobel Prize Committee spurned him.
The trophies themselves are the least of the ethical and illegal issues with the MF, when foreign governments and corporations are openly bribing the MF with cryptocurrency deals, payments to family members, and other instances of corruption, which he welcomes. His MAGAt cult doesn't seem to mind, since they'd be doing the same thing if they were in his position.
(photo: Donnie gets his attaboy from the coal lobby)
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