Tuesday, March 3, 2026

Only Trump's Best People Will Be Protecting Us

 

Following reports that incompetent FBI Director and men's hockey team jock sniffer Kashyap "Kash No Credit" Patel fired the FBI's Iran counterintelligence team just days before the MF's attack on Iran -- because they staffed the Mar-a-Lardo classified documents case against the Malignant Fascist -- are we expected to take comfort in the fact that Border Barbie Noem's top person heading up the DHS counterterrorism unit is ... a 23-year-old named Thomas Fugate?  Yes, this obviously serious guy with the arched eyebrow:


From Crooks and Liars:

In June 2025, ProPublica broke the story about Thomas Fugate, the "intern" put in charge of America's terrorism prevention. According to ProPublica, Fugate's prior work experience included landscaping and working in a grocery store.

"One year out of college and with no apparent national security expertise, Thomas Fugate is the Department of Homeland Security official tasked with overseeing the government’s main hub for combating violent extremism."

Why would Trump appoint a recent college grad with zero national security experience to run a DHS counterterrorism program. Who in the hell is Thomas Fugate and why is he running an important area of our government that has a $18 million budget?

Well, we may be about to find out how landscaping and grocery store work is helpful work experience when the bombs start going off here.  We'd also like to find out what kompromat this dude has on what big shot that enabled him to land this job.  If, that is, if we're not all blown up first.


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