Monday, May 4, 2026

Skeets Of The Day

 

Operation Epic Epstein Fury / brace for impact, MAGAts, "gatekeepers" --

 

24. Harry Enten said that's the highest percentage of people from within one's party to blame a president for the rising price of gas. Summer is coming. Prices will go higher, as will Trump's rate of disapproval. In the fall, the Republicans had better brace for impact.

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— The Editorial Board (@editorialboard.bsky.social) May 4, 2026 at 8:51 AM

 

It's striking that the war against Iran is so unpopular, when the corporate/state media (FOX, CBS, WAPO, etc.) are fluffing the war non-stop with a series of "experts" going on about how crucial and successful it's been. People are seeing what's happening despite their gate keepers' efforts

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— Paul Bland (@fpbland.bsky.social) May 4, 2026 at 7:35 AM

 

Sham SCOTUS' sham VRA arguments --

 

John Roberts and his gang keep twisting themselves into pretzels to pretend the Supreme Court isn’t systematically favoring whites and Republicans over Black voters and Democrats. Trump keeps coming along like a wrecking ball with a bullhorn demonstrating what a sham the court is

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— Stephen Wolf (@stephenwolf.bsky.social) May 4, 2026 at 8:10 AM

 

... and the sick MAGAt fucks it enables --

 

I'm genuinely not sure how we come back from this level of delusion. I know there's always been loons in political office but I dunno... this feels like something we don't come back from as a society.

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— Zach D Roberts (@zdroberts.bsky.social) May 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM

 

Dumbass threatening us with a good time --


Sen. Ron Johnson: "Democrats want to turn America into a one party nation. They'll turn DC and Puerto Rico into states. They'll nationalize our elections -- automatic registration, mail in balloting. So we need to stop them."

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) May 4, 2026 at 8:35 AM

 

Giuliani --

 

sure hope he didn't accidentally go to Mount Sinai Total Landscaping

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— Jamison Foser (@jamisonfoser.bsky.social) May 3, 2026 at 7:09 PM

 

Rudy Giuliani, I'll always remember how you put the nypd counterterrorism office in the twin towers so you could be closer to you mistress so on 9/11 itself you had no place to coordinate a response, causing the deaths of hundreds of firefighters.

— Walter Mondial (@dabenner.bsky.social) May 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM

 

President Trump is correct that Rudy Giuliani’s deranged advocacy for overturning the 2020 election is the most important aspect of his career and should be the focus when he departs this world.

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— Matthew Gertz (@mattgertz.bsky.social) May 4, 2026 at 7:30 AM

 

Trump's vanity presidency --

 

America has suffered ignorant presidents, corrupt presidents, and incompetent presidents. Trump is all of these, yet something far worse: He’s the first president to view the presidency not as a sacred public obligation, but as a personal vanity project designed solely to serve himself.

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— Susan McPherson (@susanmcp.bsky.social) May 4, 2026 at 8:30 AM

 

Putin's shaky presidency --

 

BREAKING: Unprecedented security measures have been instituted in the Kremlin in recent weeks as Vladimir Putin anticipates a possible coup or assassination attempt — including a drone strike from within. That's according to a European intelligence agency.

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— Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) May 4, 2026 at 8:48 AM

 

Do the math, sheeple! --

 

"Over the next three months, we’ll release the equivalent of 1.4 million barrels of oil per day. That should more than offset the 14.5 million barrels per day that we’ve removed from the market. Trust us, the math works."

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— McSweeney's (@mcsweeneys.net) May 4, 2026 at 8:15 AM

 

 

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