Skeets Of The Day

 

Operation Epic Epstein Fury Files: Hormuz nuz,  no ship insurance, Trump jumps on rake --

An Iranian military official warned that US-linked targets previously excluded from Iran's attacks have now been placed at the top of Tehran's priorities should it be attacked again.-Al Mayadeen

— Shipwreck (@shipwreck75.bsky.social) May 16, 2026 at 8:19 AM

 

“.. the programme has not provided a single dollar of cover.” @financialtimes.com #Hormuz www.ft.com/content/eaba...

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— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) May 16, 2026 at 6:50 AM

 

The first time he said this, Trump accidentally stepped on a rake. This time he purposely jumped on it.

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— TrumpsTaxes (@trumpstaxes.com) May 15, 2026 at 8:27 PM

Paying the Malignant Fascist's foot soldiers for the next insurrection -- 

First he pardoned the Jan 6 rioters, now Trump plans to set up a fund of $1.7 billion of taxpayer money to pay them, and others “wronged” by the Biden administration. (ABC News)

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— Mike Sington (@mikesington.bsky.social) May 15, 2026 at 4:58 AM

Pretty good way to pay and incentivize foot soldiers to do your bidding, even if it crosses lines. This is basically how warlords control territory in the absence of a functioning law and order state.

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— Ian Bassin (@ianbassin.bsky.social) May 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM

China and the MF agree that the U.S. is in decline with him as President --

It's nice that they agreed on something.

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— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec.bsky.social) May 16, 2026 at 12:27 AM

The MF's art of the steal from Americans -- 

So everyone is clear what's happening. Donald Trump forced thousands of American farms into bankruptcy and foreclosure through his idiotic tariffs and disaterous war with Iran than cut off their fertilizer. Now he's in Beijing, promising the land they lost to the Chinese.

— Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek.bsky.social) May 15, 2026 at 6:15 PM

Time to remove spineless Gov. Polis from office --

Impeach and remove Polis. www.offmessage.net/p/impeach-ja...

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— Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler.bsky.social) May 15, 2026 at 6:57 PM

 

Jared Polis (@colorado.gov) is the weakest, most spineless, most pathetic waste of a man in the Democratic Party, and that includes John Fetterman. Commuting Tina Peters is fucking pathetic. We deserve better.

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— Jason Herbert (@herberthistory.bsky.social) May 15, 2026 at 8:12 PM

The Onion reports on another Trump nap -- 

Trump Unwittingly Breaks Chinese Taboo Against Napping Facedown In Soup Bowl

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— The Onion (@theonion.com) May 14, 2026 at 4:00 PM