Ka$h Patel's Rendezvous With GF Foiled

 

The FBI's angry, incompetent bug-eyed zealot Director Kashyap "Ka$h" Patel was on the tarmac at Joint Base Andrews on Friday morning, purportedly headed to Chicago for a meeting with FBI staff there. In actuality, word leaked out from within the FBI that the trip was a cover to use the FBI jet to see his girlfriend Alexis Wilkins perform in Chicago. MS Now broke the story:

"Patel cancelled his flight to Chicago just as he was preparing to leave on Friday morning, according to three people briefed on his move. But the trip to Chicago was already stirring anger and controversy inside the FBI, multiple current and former law enforcement officials told MS NOW. He was planning to attend his girlfriend Alexis Wilkins’ performance Saturday at a country music festival held in the parking lot of a major Chicago stadium, the three people said. Patel’s staff had arranged for the director to make an office visit Friday to the Chicago field office to coincide with his trip, according to two other people with knowledge of the director’s schedule. 

Several FBI agents complained internally that this office visit was belatedly-added cover to justify Patel flying the director’s jet — which is estimated to cost tens of thousands of dollars for such domestic trips — to enjoy a weekend in Chicago with his girlfriend, the people said. 

'Patel was coming (to Chicago) today for a fake office visit for his girlfriend’s country concert this weekend,' one of the sources briefed on the trip said.  The source noted Patel 'cancelled the trip while on the tarmac at Andrews' and was 'summoned to the White House immediately,' adding that it was 'apparent panic' and 'believed to be in response to his morning tweet today.'”  (our emphasis)

The tweet referred to was one sent by Patel to MS Now bashing their story about his lifestyle and demand for perks on his official travels. The report goes on to say the Malignant Fascist's regime is tired of negative stories about Patel's drinking and using Federal resources for personal use. The last straw was the optics of going off to nest with his girlfriend in Chicago while law enforcement is dealing with threats from Iran against the MF's life:    

"A source familiar with efforts to help Patel repair his standing in the White House told MS NOW there have been multiple interventions by people who like Patel and have been trying to help him in his position as director.

'With everything going on in the war, how are you not outside the Oval Office ready to go into the Situation Room? the source said."

Indeed, although they might be better off not having his frantic incompetence there.

(photo: official photo. "What, me worry?")