Dementia Don's Imaginary On-Again, Off-Again Saber Rattling "Diplomacy"

 

Last night, the demented, incompetent Malignant Fascist (a.k.a., Moron Metternich) issued another puerile statement (with the usual random Capitalizations, bombastic bullshit, and of course "Thank you for your attention to this matter!") claiming he was holding off on striking Iran, not because American munitions are depleted or because he was warned by his Saudi business partners not to, but because the perimeters of a concept of an outline of a chimera of a Deal was in the works and Iran asked him to.  Sure, Jan!

How many times since the MF launched his war of choice against Iran have we heard this bullshit?  

"Locked and loaded" my ass!  His own Pentagon has said we're low on the munitions being used against Iran.  The only thing that's loaded is "Whiskey Pete" Hegseth.

"Perimeters of a deal" my ass!  There's no indication Iran is budging on its intent to control the Strait of Hormuz or give up its nuclear program. 

"The country of Israel joins me in this commitment" my ass.  Israel (Bibi) wants regime change in Iran, and the last thing it wants a "successful and prosperous Iran."

We think a group of Model UN students could have done a more competent job of negotiating an agreement by now than the Kushner-Witkoff real estate team in whom the MF put his trust.  And, speaking of trust, what country in the world trusts the MF's (and therefore, America's) word on anything?  That could also be said of his fracturing MAGAt base -- the audience for these moronic "Truths" -- who've seen his constant lies blow up in their faces time and time again.

The timing of these supposed cease-fires also seems to always coincide with calming the stock market for Monday's opening bell.  Surely a coincidence!