"... She stood behind the seal of the White House wearing her little cross around her neck and became the glossy public mouth of an administration marinating in brutality, corruption, retribution, greed, deceit, autocracy, and spiritual putrefaction.
"She didn’t brief so much as infect, flicking that forked tongue across every steaming mound of bile that sloughed off Donald Trump and buffing, burnishing, bleaching, and bullshitting it into something she hoped Americans would swallow, transforming lying into liturgy, degradation into doctrine, indecency into catechism, until the grotesque sounded governmental simply because she said it beneath chandeliers with a seal behind her.
"She became an apologist for depravity, an
acolyte of authoritarianism, a servile little lickspittle for sin, a
lacquered lackey for a sexual reprobate whose appetites, abuses, lies,
and grotesqueries were already smeared across decades of public history,
and she fucking knew exactly who she was protecting. Goddamn right she
knew..." -- a brief excerpt from political commentator and podcaster Jo Carducci (a.k.a., JoJoFromJerz), firing a well-deserved salvo on the departure of White House Spokesliar Karoline Leavitt, on her "Are you f'ng kidding me?" Substack. The entirety of her masterpiece is a must read and should be saved for when, after a likely long future career in fascist propagandizing, she shuffles off this mortal coil and an obituary needs to be written. By her sheer evil and moral vacuity (while displaying that cross around her neck every moment!), she will be remembered as The Worst White House Spokesliar in a long history of spokesliars (so far!).
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