You might recall when the Malignant Fascist was leaving the NATO summit in Turkey last month with his tail between his legs, opting not to fly on his Omani bribe jet because of an assassination threat from Iran? Well, the plot just thickened:
President Donald Trump is facing criticism for using the press and others aboard Air Force One as decoys last month when he faced a threat from Iran ― all while reportedly dodging that threat himself.
The Washington Post and The New York Times on Monday reported that last-minute travel changes on July 8, as the president left a NATO summit in Ankara, Turkey, were far more extensive than the public had been led to believe.
Trump had arrived in Turkey on his new plane, a $400 million gift from Qatar. On departure, however, he sent that plane ahead to a U.S. military base in the United Kingdom. Trump, his staff and the media then boarded an older Air Force One plane.
But Trump was not on that older Air Force One plane when it took off.
Right after boarding, he hid in a catering container truck, which took him to a third aircraft ― a U.S. military C-32A ― while the press and some of his staff stayed aboard the previous Air Force One, all while letting them remain under the impression that he was aboard as well.
Once all three planes were on the ground in the U.K., Trump secretly returned to the older Air Force One aircraft and exited as if he had been there the whole time. Everyone then returned to the Qatar-gifted jet to complete the journey back to the United States, according to the reports.
Trump not only didn’t disclose the ruse to the media on the plane he left behind, but later made light of the situation when reporters asked why they had to keep the shades down when the plane was in Turkey. He said it was because they had been aboard a “dangerous flight” due to the threats he was facing from Iran... (our emphasis)
The MF using the air crew, press, and others as human decoys -- priceless. The MF hiding in a catering truck to avoid detection -- that's the first place we'd expect the Bulbous One to be!!
LOL:
🚨🚨🚨EXCLUSIVE. Meidas has obtained footage of Trump hiding in the catering truck while switching planes.
— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) August 10, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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Somehow this is less "Mission Impossible" than "Mission Impossible Burger," but totally on-brand for our brave Cadet Bone Spurs!
Using civilians as shields is a war crime
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