He's Got The Bunga Bunga Blues

Former Italian Prime Minister and poster boy for bad behavior Silvio Berlusconi was sentenced by an Italian court to seven years in prison and barred from any future political office for hiring underage prostitutes for his notorious "bunga bunga" parties.  Berlusconi is expected to appeal the sentence.

Assuming he's incarcerated, a Hackwhackers gift of soap-on-a-rope is on its way to Berlusconi for those "intimate" prison showers.  Bunga bunga baby.