Culture and fashion icon Britney Spears is out with a new fragrance - "Fantasy Britney Spears." Let that one roll around your olfactory nerves for a moment if you will.
The fragrance is described as beginning as a "lush red lychee, golden quince and exotic kiwi" making it sound appropriately fruity, considering the name brand. "It continues with the scents of cupcakes (sic), sexy white chocolate (K-Fed?) orchid and jasmine petals, and draws to a close with the scents of creamy musk, orris root and sensual woods (haha, they said 'woods')."
All in all, it sounds like a metaphor for BS herself - a confused trainwreck, ultimately intolerable.
(Photo: Would you trust this woman's judgment on your personal body fragrance?)
