According to preliminary news reports, North Korea's boy tyrant and apprentice psychopath Kim Jong Un has decreed that male university students in his nation must wear their hair like his: skin-close cut on the sides, and mop top parted in the middle. (Or not). Previously, men were allowed to choose from several state-approved hairstyles, which certainly cuts down on barber school instruction time. (Maybe Kim doesn't realize that his hairstyle is known as the "Chinese smuggler hairstyle" given its resemblance to the way Chinese smugglers wore their hair in years past.)
We're thinking that those men in North Korea are hoping that their narcissistic leader doesn't decide to undergo gender reassignment surgery and require it for them. That would be a cut too far.
(photo: "They'll have what I'm having.")
