Also-ran Rethuglican candidate Marco "Glug Glug" Rubio may be trying to, uh, boost his stature, but these fashion boots aren't likely to click with the "Duck Dynasty"- dressed base of his party. What's next, leather pantalones?
We suggest a new theme song for Glug Glug's campaign, courtesy of Nancy Sinatra.
BONUS: Chris "Krispykreme" Christie fanboy Squint is mocking the booties.
BONUS II: "Tailgunner Ted's" campaign gets into the hilarity.
BONUS III: Are they Sergio Georginis?
