She Doesn't Know Where That Hand's Been

Melania Trump appears to pull her hand away from Donald Trump's as they leave the presidential debate pic.twitter.com/x1NSMcfduy

— The Sun (@TheSun) October 23, 2020

Watching this short clip of First Second Third Wife Melania "Melanoma" Trump yank her hand away from her lying, philandering, crotch-grabbing husband after last night's Presidential debate was joyous. Not that she'll vote for Joe Biden, because she has a sweet pre-nup to protect, and his "brand" is ultimately hers. We wonder if she suspects that the COVID she caught went from Hope "Less" Hicks to COVID Donnie to her. It would be wrong not to speculate.