Question.....

If Willard "I'll Say Anything" Romney were a Democratic candidate for President, do you think the right wing would howl about his five healthy sons never serving in the armed forces? Just asking.

Willard with his sons Nip, Dip, Ding, Dong, and Pfft.

Obama Campaign Ad Mocks Willard's Patriotism

The Obama campaign is out with a new ad this morning, that mocks plutocrat humanoid replica Willard "Corporations Are People My Friend" Romney's false patriotism with his offshoring of jobs and his offshore finances. We love Willard's off-key rendition of "America The Beautiful" playing while the screen shows his tax-dodging, job-shipping record.



UPDATE: In the past two days, this ad's been getting a lot of thumbs up, from Vanity Fair's James Wolcott (see our July 15 posting) to this review by Wonkette:

"Watch this new Obama campaign ad and have your mind blown because, my god, wow, it’s actually a perfect ad, and we’re going to be talking about its ice-cold haunting killer beauty perfectness for years to come."

Just Call Mittens "Captain America"

Here's an excerpt from the standard stump speech of humanoid replica and corporate raider Willard "Millionaire Mittens" Romney. Marvel at its banality:

“I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that’s the America millions of Americans believe in. That’s the America I love.”

The first question would be, "Did you get your speechwriter from Rudy "9-11, 9-11" Giuliani?" The second question would be, "Do you think you mentioned 'America' and 'Americans' enough times? The final question would be, "If you're such a red-white-and-blue patriot, why did you avoid serving in the armed forces?"