Testing 1, 2. . .Hellooooo!

An embarrassing FAIL at the right-wing National Review Online (also known as the world's sh**tiest website), where Rich "Sarah Starbursts" Lowry posts his most significant thoughts of all time. You betcha!

You Say "To-may-to", I Say "To-mah-to"

We noticed Wonkette's take on a blog by right-winger Mark "Dumbass" Krikorian where he has a tantrum at National Review Online about having to pronounce Judge Sotomayor's name in the correct Spanish way. He obviously has a problem with the Judge's ethnic background, and wants to Anglicize the pronunciation. He writes that "insisting on an unnatural pronunciation is something we shouldn't be giving in to." Unnatural for who, idiota? Pronouncing the name "Krikorian" naturally, we could come up with "krik-or-REE-an," "krik-or-ree-AN," or "Crack-whore-ian."

The marginalization of the right wing continues. . . .

Hard Times At Wingnut Central

Over the past couple of weeks, the National Review Online, a hub of loony right-wing blather, has been conducting an on-line fundraiser, with the goal being $200 grand. Where do they stand after weeks of pleading? $75 grand. Sadly No has a hilarious piece responding to Rich "Little Starbursts" Lowry's cringingly awful pitch to their winger audience to cough up a few more nickels and dimes. Enjoy!

(photo: An unidentified NRO staffer adopts a more direct approach to their fundraising effort)