After being impressed in his first regime by the 2017 Bastille Day parade in Paris, the delusional Malignant Fascist is finally having a parade in Washington, DC, on June 14, which happens to be the 250th anniversary of the Army, but more importantly for him his 79th birthday. The draft dodging MF will see a parade of soldiers and military equipment to appease his megalomania and bottomless need for praise. From the Associated Press:
"Detailed Army plans for a potential military parade on President Donald Trump’s birthday in June call for more than 6,600 soldiers, at least 150 vehicles, 50 helicopters, seven bands and possibly a couple thousand civilians, The Associated Press has learned.
The planning documents, obtained by the AP, are dated April 29 and 30 and have not been publicly released. They represent the Army’s most recent blueprint for its long-planned 250th anniversary festival on the National Mall and the newly added element — a large military parade that Trump has long wanted but is still being discussed. [snip]
While the slides do not include any price estimates, it would likely cost tens of millions of dollars to put on a parade of that size. [ed.: hey DOGEbags, get on this stat] Costs would include the movement of military vehicles, equipment, aircraft and troops from across the country to Washington and the need to feed and house thousands of service members."
Spare no expense for the MF, who infamously referred to fallen soldiers as "losers" and "suckers" and who plans to cut 80,000 jobs from the Veterans Administration, with twenty-five percent of their employees being veterans. His regime will almost certainly spin the parade to the press primarily as a tribute to the Army, rather than the transparent suck up to the MF's need for adulation. Nonetheless, the MF will see it as bowing to his power over our military forces.
(image: A suggested outfit for the MF to wear on his birthday)
