SNL's cold open last night featured a Malignant Fascist (James Austin Johnson) meeting with his "Cabinet of curiosities, my little freaks, various nightmares and monsters from the twisted mind of Guillermo del Trump." Joining him was Marco Rubio (Marcello Hernández), JD Vance (Jeremy Culhane), Kristi Noem (Ashley Padilla) and Pete Hegseth (Colin Jost). "Weekend Update" also had some nice jabs.
In the last show of the SNL 50th anniversary season, James Austin Johnson delivers another spot-on impression of the Malignant Fascist returning from his Bribe Tour of autocratic petro- states (with Emil Wakim as Crown Prince Bonesaw). They'll be back in the Fall ("if we still have a country, it's a coin toss," as Johnson puts it).
Saturday Night Live's cold open will have so much material from now on, given the daily outrages and inanities coming from the moron madman Malignant Loser's dystopian regime. Last night it featured James Austin Johnson (the Malignant Fascist), Marcello Hernández (compliant windsock Lil Marco Rubio), and Mike Myers (the skipping dipshit) meeting to discuss who's the boss.
As a bonus, SNL's "Weekend Update" looks back hilariously on some specific news items involving the MF, "White Kanye," and other embarrassments. If they keep this up, we'll be forced to re-run them every Sunday morning! Good stuff.
SNL's cold open last night had James Austin Johnson doing his take on the Malignant Loser's blasphemous Bible- hawking grift (including a Miracle Toaster!) during Christianity's holiest season.
James Austin Johnson is back as the Malignant Loser in Saturday Night Live's cold open, with his "bottom of the barrel" legal team. He rambles on about Iowa and his "rivals," how he's "doing great in cognitive," his "success with saying things that did not happen," and more.
