Wisconsin Gov. and Koch Industries' employee of the year Scott "Koch Head" Walker is a bit of a dim bulb when outside his comfort zone of busting unions and cashing checks from big donors. In a photo-op yesterday in South Philadelphia, Koch Head visited two famous Philly cheesesteak emporia, and proceeded to trip on his clown shoes by cutting in line and cluelessly ordering a distinctly non-Philly cheesesteak with American cheese and no onions (comparable to eating pizza in New York with a knife and fork). Then, as a final classy move, Koch Head left trash on the outdoor table (neither place he visited has table service). Fortunately, he was shadowed by a few hecklers, a couple of whom carried placards with colorful sentiments. Bwahaha.
Successful campaign stop by Koch Head in the Italian-American stronghold of South Philadelphia? Fugettaboutit.
(photo: "The people of Philadelphia gave me this cool sweater!")
