Walnuts McCain Endorses Obama

Ancient loser Sen. John "Walnuts" McCain (Rethug-Sunset City) was out on the hustings the other day with Willard "Millionaire Mitt" Romney when he made this mavericky endorsement:

We'll Be Danged

That's all. Just "danged." It's a portrait of a man running scared, shedding his prior positions at all costs to salvage his job.

And to think he and Winky could have been President and Vice President. Then we'd all have been danged.

McSame's Growing Desperation

Check out the Huffington Post's collection of images from McSame's past week. Every one a giggler, from his ride in the golf cart with Poppy Bush to his press conference in a grocery store's cheese aisle. Bwahahahaha.

His campaign is doing everything they can to draw attention away from Sen. Obama's impressive foreign tour, including making outrageous statements. An example: McSame's statement that Obama would rather win an election than win a war in Iraq. A video clip of that statement is here; notice the creepy grin that he has after he makes the statement (about 29 seconds in). It all reeks of desperation.

Quote of the Day

"I will veto every single beer. . ." - - Sen. John McAncient, talking about vetoing "bills" with earmarks if he were President.

(With apologies to Keith Olberman) We sense trouble brewing in the McAncient campaign, with his lack of skill at speaking coming to a head and since he's in the can with Busch, it looks like he'll be up Schlitz creek unless he hops to it; he can't wait much lager, or he'll be sadder, Budweiser.