"Is This Great!?!"

Cubano gusano and empty suit Sen. Marco "Roboto" Rubio and neo-fascist vulgarian Donald "Rump" Trump traded personal insults today campaigning in Texas, following last night's sh*tstorm "debate."  Roboto suggested that Rump asked for a full-length mirror backstage at the debate to check if he had wet his pants, while Rump mocked Roboto's hydration problem, reminding the audience of his water-gulping response to President Obama's State of the Union speech in 2013. They both accused each other of overindulging in makeup backstage.  It was quite a spectacle for two clowns wanting to lead the world's greatest power indulging in schoolyard taunts.

We find ourselves relishing the demeaning mudslinging among the Rethugs, and have a reaction similar to this young man from Faber College's Delta Tau Chi fraternity as we anticipate the days, weeks, and months ahead: