News item: Trump exploring having an airport named after him.
But, but, Sir, you already do have these airports named after you:
-- Moron Airport, (OZP), Spain
-- Deadhorse Airport, (SCC), USA
-- Ogle Airport, (OGL), Guyana
-- Shafter Airport, (MIT), USA
-- Mafia Airport, (MFA), Tanzania
-- Crooked Island Airport, (CRI), Canada
-- Deception Airport, (YGY), Canada
-- Eek Airport, (EEK), USA
You're welcome... Sir!
