Alt-Right's Trump Angst Parodied

Here's a hilarious parody of the "alt- right's" supposed angst over neo- fascist colon polyp Donald "Rump" Trump's flip- flop- flips on his racist immigration "plans," with many "alt- right" figures name checked by the "Fuhrer" (Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter, Matt Boyle, Steve Bannon, Drudge, and Rump's former caddie and current campaign aide (!) meme troll Dan Scavino):



Yes, you save him a donut, Chris "Krispykreme" Christie!

Just remember, though, as Rump spokesdolt Katrina "The Other Disaster" Pierson put it,

"He hasn't changed his position on immigration.  He's changed the words that he is saying."

And that's not a parody.

Rump's Latino Con And Alt Right Anger

Yesterday, neo-fascist latino-basher Donald "Rump" Trump met with his own useful idiots Hispanic Advisory Council and assured them that he'll say anything to win  he was looking for a "humane and efficient" way of dealing with millons of undocumented immigrants. (ed.: No details on whether this meant putting chairs in the cattle cars or providing life jackets for those swimming back over the Rio Grande). Anyone thinking Rump has any clue as to what is "humane" should go back in the cave they've been living in.

Few, if any, latinos outside of that "council" of paid hacks believe Rump has any desire or plan to seek such a solution, but his rabid, white nationalist, Alt Right base is already steaming about his perceived flip-flop.  The changing tone highlights the schizophrenic nature of his new "management" team which is torn between the bullhorn (Breitbart nut Steve Bannon) and the dog whistle (shark-like spinner Kellyanne Conway). Some conservatives are smelling another Rump con, one that has already escaped the notice of our broken political media looking for a horse race:

As media scramble to figure out Trump's evolving position on immigration, remember he cares *only* about feeding his ego. Policy irrelevant.

— Max Boot (@MaxBoot) August 21, 2016

Rump will play this game as long as he has media dupes who won't ask him for particulars, and who won't mention that nothing in the Rethuglican / New Confederate / Stupid party's platform regarding immigration reform has changed.

BONUS:  Steve M. at No More Mister Nice Blog has more on this.