Anchors A-Wait: Captain Cankles' Latest Goof

 

The desperate and demented Malignant Fascist, feeling the heat of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's humiliating arrest for leaking trade secrets to the MF's pedo pal Jeffrey Epstein, keeps looking for distractions. Of course, the main ones now are his war threats against Iran, and his reimposition of tariffs despite last week's Supreme Court slap down. A new, less noticed distraction was announced on his "Truth" Social rage outlet, and it relates to his obsession with grabbing Greenland:

"Working with the fantastic Governor of Louisiana, Jeff Landry, we are going to send a great hospital boat to Greenland to take care of the many people who are sick, and not being taken care of there. It’s on the way!!! President DJT"

While the ignoramus didn't specify which hospital "boat" he was sending ("on the way"), both U.S. Navy hospital ships -- the Mercy and the Comfort -- are in the Alabama Shipyard in Mobile undergoing maintenance and repair which is not expected to be completed for months. So neither ship is "on the way," as he would have known if he bothered to check beyond Louisiana's dumbass MAGAt Gov. Jeff Landry. 

Another day in the failed, incompetent and dangerous regime of the MF. 

BONUS: Why would Greenland want a health care system that's inferior to their's?

Quotes Of The Day -- Trump's Assault On Portland, Oregon

 

Oregon's two Democratic Senators on the Malignant Fascist's sending troops to "war ravaged" Portland, OR:

"Trump is launching an authoritarian takeover of Portland hoping to provoke conflict in my hometown. I urge Oregonians to reject Trump’s attempt to incite violence in what we know is a vibrant and peaceful city. I will do everything in my power to protect the people in our state." -- Sen. Ron Wyden (D-Or)

"Trump is sending troops to Portland with the goal of “doing a number” on the city. We know what this means. He wants to stoke fear and chaos and trigger violent interactions and riots to justify expanded authoritarian control. Let’s not take the bait! Portland is peaceful and strong and we will take care of each other." -- Sen. Jeff Merkley (D-OR). 

Comments from Oregon Gov. Kotek and Portland Mayor Wilson here.

Another day, another chaotic distraction.  Release the Epstein files! 

BONUS:  Here's a recent photo of Trump's "war ravaged" Portland, via LGM.  More here:

 

BONUS II:  Meanwhile, Portlanders with an appropriate take on the Malignant Fascist's takeover --

Meanwhile in Portland... Local police are gearing up for the Federal siege of Portland that's soon to come. Lattes, rainstorms, and gluten-free bagels for everyone! #Portland #SaturdayVibes

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— Jeffrey Ⓥ (@liftforever67.bsky.social) September 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM

 

 

More Distractions From Trump's Epstein Scandal

While wasting tens of millions of dollars in taxpayer money while golfing at his clubs in Scotland, the flailing Malignant Fascist came up with his daily distraction for people to turn away from his Epstein scandal. Yesterday on his social media platform (no link), he made the false and ridiculous claim that former Vice President Harris, Oprah Winfrey, and Beyoncé should be charged with voter fraud for paying for endorsements of Harris. The transactional MF is projecting here, since he's almost certainly "paid" for celebrity endorsements in the form of paid expenses and access to his MAGA network. Also, notice that his attack is primarily on women of color, a favorite target of the white supremacist felon (Al Sharpton was strangely included in the MF's charge).

The MF's problem is that most sentient people are not biting on his "look over there at that shiny object" tactic. With every item of new information on his life with Epstein, with the incredibly suspicious, 2-day meeting of his Deputy Attorney General / criminal defense lawyer with Epstein accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell, and with the MF's obvious flop sweat over the constant questions, the MF's problems grow, despite his efforts to change the subject.

(photo: Best buds comparing notes)