I Went To Iowa And All I Got Was This Lousy Cap

Pics of senior Red Cap Cult members on their way to or from Iowa. The glassy-eyed, cult vibes are strong on the smiling white faces (oops, there's Ben Carson squatting in the aisle -- must have had to give up his seat).

Little Mick Mulvaney is looking grim. Penny for his thoughts.

Great, they caught Commerce Secretary and desiccated oligarch Wilbur Ross awake for once. And look who's behind him with a smug grin: it's Greasy Don, Jr.

If you enlarge this pic, you'll see American Taliban grifter Paula "Greed Is Godly" White at the center, top. IRS, do your job and take her "church" tax exemption away.

Now for the evening wear shot.

The Trumpanoffs: A Horror Story

Grifting con man and delusional head of Trump's 2020 campaign Brad Parscale stood before the depopulated California Republican Party convention yesterday, and thought he'd give the red cap cult (and narcissist Donald "The Chosen One" Trump) something to fantasize about: a Trumpian dynasty:

“The Trumps will be a dynasty that will last for decades, propelling the Republican Party into a new party. One that will adapt to changing cultures. One must continue to adapt while keeping the conservative values that we believe in.”

That's if they don't serve lengthy prison sentences for fraud, etc., Parscale didn't say.