Foster "Would You Like a Shake With Those" Friess, billionaire sugar daddy of Pastor Rick "Frothy Mix" Santorum, has a contraception method only a Rethuglican could love:
“Back in my day, they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly.”
Hee-haw. Hee-haw. If only his mother had a Bayer aspirin to press tightly between her knees back in the day, we wouldn't have to abide a dimwit plutocrat like ol' Foster.
