Quote of the Day -- Newt's Pearl Harbor Analogy Dept.

"Newt Gingrich will not be on the Virginia primary ballot, because he was having too much fun running for President on the teevee to be bothered to run for President in real life and hand in on time the 10,000 signatures that the state requires to qualify. A lower mind might attribute such a problem to organizational failure and shoddy management skills, but where is the sense of delusional victimhood in that? Right. BORING. The more likely explanation is that Virginia is like Japan, and they are doing a Pearl Harbor on Newt by not letting him on the ballot against the rules, for fascism." -- Kirsten Boyd Johnson, today in Wonkette.

Poor Wingnuts Play Victims Again

On his show last night, Jon Stewart clobbered the clowns at Fux for their phony victimization act regarding coverage of the Norwegian wingnut who killed dozens of people earlier this week. According to our right wingers, Christianity is under attack because the media reported that Anders Breivik identified himself as a "Christian crusader" and wrote endlessly on stopping the Islamic takeover of Europe. Here's Stewart's brilliant response.

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