We Don't Wish We Were An Oscar Mayer Wiener(mobile)

Today in cylindrical-processed-meat-shaped transportation news:

Frankly, the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile must have one of the wurst safety records.  Here's a picture from when it crashed in 2009:

These aren't things we relish reporting on.  Or put relish on.

Wienermobile Takes Out Deck

This never would have happened if Oscar Mayer and Meinhardt Rabbe were still in charge!