Well, we were off by one primary, but the story was true (see "McCain To Be Swift-Boated?", Jan. 3 Hackwhackers). The bizarre pond algae of the far, far-right known as the "Swift Boaters" have launched their attack on Walnuts McCain, accusing him of being a traitor in Vietnam. The 2-page attack mailer was sent by the "Vietnam Veterans Against McCain" to 80 newspaper editors across South Carolina yesterday (it's not known from what sanitarium the mailers were sent, however).
At least one of these deeply disturbed people runs a web site (usvetdsp.com) that's a fetid stew of anti-McCain, anti-"Barack Hussein Obama," etc., screeds combined with advertisements for Gathering of Eagles, "Aroma Boutique"(!), "Posh Maternity Boutique"(!!), and something called "Crusader Pork Shot Hand Ointment"(!!!). Oh, and Duncan Hunter for President bumper stickers. Love that crazy Rethug base!
Photo: Walnuts reacting to an application of "Crusader Pork Shot Hand Ointment" to his nether regions.
