Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Dole to Limpballs: Take Some Oxycontin


Geriatric GOPer Bob Dole has written a letter to crackpipe... er, crackpot thug Rush Limpballs standing up for his fellow geriatric, Walnuts McCain. Limpballs, of course, has been carrying on a 24/7 assault on Walnuts' conservative creds, favoring instead the authenticity of true-conservative-since-2007 Willard "Flip/Mousse/Muff" Romney. Wonkette has all we need to know on the subject.

(Photo: Limpballs with his phallus substitute.)