Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Hucksterbee Takes Redneck Vote From Willard

West Virginia's Rethug convention voted its delegates to Hucksterbee, a blow to Willard "Flip/Mousse/Mutt/Mitt" Romney, the man for all seasons. Hucksterbee is expected to do well in the Bible belt, at the expense of Willard, whose campaign is burning his sons' inheritance money at a rapid clip. In the Pastor vs. Plastic race, Pastor Hucksterbee has won the first round.

Praise the Lord and pass the decaffinated Coke!

UPDATE: Pastor Huck wins the primaries in the south, making Plastic Mitt more and more irrelevant.

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