Low-Information Voter Primary

(Pictured here are candidates "Mr. 'Moran'", Jethro Bodine, Cletus Spuckler)



Cast your vote now for your favorite low-information voter (you know, the one who thinks the country is moving in the wrong direction and is voting for McBush, or thinks Obama = Osama = Muslim, or --in short-- someone to whom the following would apply: "If you're not completely appalled, you're not paying attention"). Vote early and often!