We know CNN and hate-radio melon head Glenn Beck has had issues with his ass. What is now being confirmed is that Glenn also is unable to distinguish his ass from a hole in the ground, especially when that hole is an oil well in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge (ANWR). Seems he was off by just a leeeetle bit in describing the awesome results of drilling in ANWR. Fortunately, Glenn's audience has been shrinking so much in the past year that only a few "morans" heard the laughable "fact" from the reality-starved blowhard.
(Photo: Melon head clinging to "Beck," his autoerotic phallic symbol. Pump it, Glenn, pump it like an oil well!)
UPDATE! We wonder if Glenn was looking for that hole in the ground when this happened to him today.
