"A woman voting for John McCain would be like a chicken voting for Col. Sanders." Cecile Richards (daughter of Ann), President of Planned Parenthood.
And in a related quote:
"Oh, it's the Hillary dumbasses. I'd best get out of here before I get to fighting." Anonymous woman upon seeing a clutch of "PUMAs" (Party Unity My Ass) approach her bench outside the convention hall (h/t to Balloon Juice).