Wednesday, December 10, 2008
"Wide Stance" Loses Sex Appeal*
The Minnesota Court of Appeals has rejected Sen. Larry "Wide Stance" Craig's appeal to withdraw his guilty plea to misdemeanor disorderly conduct for soliciting sex from an undercover police officer last year in a Minneapolis airport bathroom. After the arrest was made public, Wide Stance has maintained that his foot tapping and hand signals to the undercover officer were misinterpreted. Uhh . . .yeah. Wide Stance is indicating that he will continue to appeal the decision, so more hilarity is ahead.
The senator chose not to run in this year's Senate race in Idaho, since it's hard to run in Idaho without changing your wide stance and stopping your foot tapping.
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*we couldn't resist that headline