Wednesday, January 14, 2009

At "Human Events," They Know Claptrap



Apparently the wingnuts over at Human Events are hard-up for... well, any magazine/ web site that has (M)ann Coulter as a columnist is by definition hard-up. Seems a little crackpot named Evan "C" Gahr has done some investigative journalizing and found some incriminating evidence of Obama's secret socialist leanings in, uh, a column Obama wrote 25 years ago while a student at Columbia University! "C" Gahr definitively proved that Obama's writings were "a wholesale endorsement of all sorts of leftist claptrap fashionable at the time." I'd send you over to the Human Events web site to read more of this Pulitzer-quality investigating, but I don't want to give them the bidness.

We should next expect Human Events to treat us to an expose of Obama's kiddygarden colorings for signs of mooslim tendencies and perhaps an old grade school Valentine card to Megan O'Shaunessy to prove he was into race-mixin'!

Yep, them folks sure know claptrap when they see it!