Wednesday, May 6, 2009

"He Who Shall Be Obeyed" Is Obeyed


Just the other day, some Rethug elites, including Jeb "Little Shrub" Bush, Eric "Cancer" Cantor, and Willard "Mitt/Mutt/Mousse" Romney, went on a bogus tour to "listen to the American people" in an attempt to con the public after two disastrous losses at the polls. Well, "He Who Shall Be Obeyed" apparently didn't sign off: Pills Limpballs is angry that these Rethugs are "listening" and not lecturing the American public on what a great mistake they made in not voting to continue the awesome policies of Chimpy, Dead Eye, and their wingnut Rethuglican Congress.

Now the Rethug elites have backed down, and are claiming they weren't listening to the people after all. (pause to snicker) As good dittoheads, they just listen to Pills.

(photo: the effects of OxyContin and cheap cigars have taken their toll on Limpballs)