Wednesday, September 23, 2009

TerrorFirst!


With the takeover of Our America by B. Hussein Omuslin, We Real Americans need to be even more vigilant when it comes to the Muslins, Messicans, and other Suspicious Brown People lurking in our neighborhoods. So, it's with great relief that we see that, as usual, our favorite news network, Fox, is ahead of the curve and has a TerrorFirst! mobile news unit up and running at ground zero (otherwise known as Central Tennessee). Yes, the Murfreesboro affiliate is on the lookout for anyone resembling a nazisocialistdemocommiemuslin (e.g., BHO); according to the logo on the back of the truck, there's no need to call: "Honk if you see terror happening."

(h/t to Germantown bureau chief and terrorist watcher Brian)