Tuesday, April 20, 2010

SarahPORK


Former half-Governor and full time grifter Winky You Betcha has quickly grasped the art of fleecing the rubes. Her "SarahPAC" scam raked in $400,000 in the first quarter of this year, adding to the $900,000 it had on hand, but handed out only $7,500 to candidates in the same period, and none to the Rethug candidates that were in her infamously "targeted" House races. So where did the snowbilly grifter's cash go? Over $42,000 went to travel expenses, including over $7,300 for de-icing her private plane. Some $11,500 went to her "photographer" and nearly $32,000 went for postage. A whopping $243,000 went to "consultants" -- probably to write her "speeches" and jot notes on her palm. Sounds like Winky's Political Action Committee is all about Winky, and not about "political action."

So how's that griftin' an' winkin' workin' out for ya? Pretty good so far, we'd say.

(photo: "Buyin' lipstick for a pig's expensive!")