Rethug Sex Blotter - Gumbo Edition

We reported a few weeks ago that Sen. "Diaper Dave" Vitter (Rethug-Depends) got a last-minute challenger in the Rethuglican primary in Louisiana, fella by the name of Chet Traylor (a former State Supreme Court judge). Now it looks like the primary's family-values quotient is going through the roof with the disclosure that Nail'er Traylor is sleeping with the estranged wife of his stepson. WTF is in the gumbo down there?!